Lucky Charms, I haven’t known you long but your little mini self has wormed its way into my heart. I will always be grateful for you being a friend to my sis/my heart. She is very dear to me and I lean on you to be there for her when I can’t. Thanks LC!

Oh, and LC your tail has got to get busy reading more cuz you are WAY BEHIND on the freak train, we can tell by this tall drink of water that your thoughts stray from the straight and narrow sooooo HURRY UP AND CATCH THE REST OF US!



Lambie Poo, you are a sweet heart. You really don’t know how special you are. I am thankful that you reached out to me. You will never know how much it meant to me for you to offer an ear when I needed it so desperately. I thank you and pray that I can be there for you one day. I love you and am glad that we have time to get to know each other and spend h00r quality time cause if anybody deserves it, you do!

Alright Lambie, I am seeing the family resemblance, me, you, and Jinx love the smoking and ink pics. I am glad the genetic h00r/freak gene did not pass you up! LOL

Burrit-h0 has been my ace for a loooonnnnggggg time; we have got into shizz that we will go to the grave with! No matter the BS I know that no matter when where or how long she will always be there for me. Thanks Burrito!

Ahhh burrit-h0 you refuse to read all of MOTU because you wanna tell us that you don’t like the whips and chains but OBVIOUSLY you did NOT look at this picture and not AUTOMATICAL think about how he may use the handcuffs! Keep telling burrit-h0 it’s your lie!

Ah Angel Cakes, you are TOTES my sister from another mister! We both have minih00r sisters and we both don’t give a DAYUM what people think, so I am thinking that YOU, ME, AND PUDDIN must be TRIPLETS! LMAO Seriously, I know that we haven’t known each other for long but we have bonded. I enjoy talking to you cause we both have a lot to say. We have the same sense of humor and let’s face it, we are both fools! You have also leant me an ear and for that I am grateful! You have a special h00r place in my heart and I can’t wait to meet you.

Soooo Angel Cakes, you gotta turn loose and let your freak flag fly. I mean come on you read the dayum smut we do but it makes your face red, WTF?? AND YOU CHANGE BOOS LIKE YOU CHANGE DRAWERS!!! We aint got THAT much in common! LOL

Puddin there are no words for our friendship! You are my BFF and I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have you. Your shoulder has been cried on by me more times than we can count and I will never forget that. I know that you always will be there for me NO MATTER WHAT! RIDE OR DIE!!! Thanks for being a true friend!

Well, I have no words for this pic of your man, there are an EFFTON of thoughts but if I put them into words I think I will probably break a lot of h00r rules! Thanks Puddin for never bein shamed to fly your freak flag right with me! LOL

Jinx, you are my saving grace. I always know that you are my rock no matter what comes my way. We joke, we have fun, and I always know that someone truly loves me for me. You have no idea what an inspiration you are to me; I want to be half as wonderful of a woman as you are. Your kindness amazes me! I love you more than any words could ever tell. Thank you Lord for blessing my life with such a beautiful and awesome sister!

The picture of your Boo is obviously gorgeous and all I can think of is that in this he has probably just got done singing to you and now, its time for your thank you! Fly your flag proud h00r!

This entire post was just to tell each of my h00rs how much they mean to me. I love every one of you and can’t imagine and DON’T WANT TO imagine going a day without you. You make things lighter and I know that if I needed something anyone of you would do what they could to help. Know that I feel the same way about each of you and I FLURVE YOUR ARSES HARD!!!!!!

It was very hard for me to pick a favorite of MY MAN cause lets face it, he looks dayum good all the time. I guess I chose this one because a LOT of his best qualities are showing i.e. GUNS, ADAMS APPLE, AND OF COURSE SEX OOZIN FROM EVERY PORE! TRUST ME H00RS, MY FLAG IS ALWAYS FLYIN!!!!!!