It's All About the Boos, Beetches

IT'S ON NOW BEECHES!

Ever Seen the Movie 'Fight Club'?

You should.

Hot sweaty guys, beating the crap out of each other...

What's not to like?

Anyhoo...Fight Club had it's own set of  laws beeotch!

And if you wanted to play...you had to mind that shizz.

Since we all like to 'play' with our Boos...cuz that shizz is TOTES better than Xbox...

You beeches now have your own bidniss to handle.

It's official...as long as you mind the rules of the BHS 'club'.

Being a Boo H00r is NOT for the faint of heart.

Let's see how the rules of Fight Club stack up to the

Boo H00r SisterHood....mmkay Pumpkins?

1) The First Rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club

1) The First Rule of The Boo H00rs SisterHood is:

You do not talk about this shizz...Mmmkay beetches?

We use NO names....'handles' only. We needs to be free

to say what we wanna say about the deliciousness we are about to

receive...without consequences and repercussions from 'the fam' and shizz. 

2) The Second Rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

2) Again with the no talking...Really? 

Oh well, in Brad Pitt's defense, he WAS giving these rules to GUYS,

in the movie. And WE ALL know how well THEY listen!

3) Third Rule: If someone says 'stop', goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over

3) If you step to somebody else's Boo...they'll prolly make yo arse tap out.

Disrespect of your sister's Boos, in any form, will not be tolerated.

We are all about lurvin the Boos up in hurr...no Boo-negativity allowed.

And no h00ring after someone else's Boo!

The cutting you save may be your own!

4) Fourth Rule: Only two guys to a fight.

4) Fourth Rule: Only one woman per Boo....no sharesies!...H00rs.

5)Fifth Rule: One fight at a time, fellas

5) Fifth Rule: Only ONE BOO at a time (Burrito)

Don't be a SLUT (Burrito)

6) Sixth Rule: The Fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons.

6) Sixth Rule: No Boo Candy is off limits here. It's whatever you want.

We have to be tame with the jackassery when we do that shizz on the clock.

But we say and post whatever we want here.

Hell to the yeah!!! No shirt, No pants, NO PROBLEM!

7) Seventh Rule: The fights will go on as long as they have to.

7) Seventh Rule: Boos last as long as they have to.

This ain't a real relationship my beeches. If your Boo ain't doing it

for you anymore....find another one. AS LONG AS IT AIN'T MINE.

Cuz Boo will be MINE FOREVER.

8) The Eighth and Final Rule: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight

8) Eighth Rule: Newbies hafta bring porn.

AND since we're vastly superior to men in almost everything...we have 9 rules

9) ROB is the only man who can be directly referred to as BOO. Since it was his

FINE arse that inspired me and started ALL this shizz. We should all thank him.

NO...On second thought, I'LL thank him FOR YOU. I don't trust you with Boo.

I'd hate to cut my sistas - see rule 3, beetches

LET'S GET TO KNOW THE RESEPCTIVE BOOS

AND THEIR 'FREAKS ON A LEASH'

Marky Mark.....Loved by the one and only Cool Whip

You can't see it...but her name is in that tatt....

Alex...or True Blood McSexyPants belongs to the BFF, Lucky Charms

Somebody's waiting for their 'dirty girl' in the bath...who could THAT be, LC?

'Jesse's Girl' is my newbie - Chili. She's a keeper, beetches!

She rocks the 'story time' and everything. Here's a cookie for you, Chili.

Dayum...you got him TRAINED.

You totes need to teach me that.

Cricket lurves 'the Competition'...but I throws her a bone anyway.

You know I have no love for the 'jorts', Cricket.

I know you'll do whatcha can to get him outta those. ;)

My Irish Girl lurves her some Criss Angel.

Personally, I think it's just his bondage shizz.

Dayum IrishGirl...ya boy's got a FREAK FLAG

Looks like he's got a whole effing Freak U.N. up in thurr.

S'Okay...I totes respect it. Hell I might need y'all to teach ME some shizz.

Burrito has FINALLY commited (no, I didn't say BEEN COMMITED)

to 'the Phantom'

Nicely done, Burrito...he seems a bit eager to see you....

And, my girl Puddin....my Little G.I. HO

Lurves her some Chan....and I see EXACTLY why.

The man is an exhibitionist with an ASS LIKE BUTTAH!

Dayum...why do I feel like joining the NRA all of a sudden?

JJ....not too late.....think it over Homey.....

Just think...'Alone Time...Starring Jackson Rathbone'

DAYUM....he looks good there.

I'm a sucker for the 'Fifty' Look!

And LAST but NEVER least...My Boo...the one who started it all.

Those are really MY hands...um...I was really tan that day.

OR...it's bad lighting...and...um...Boo's into body paint.

yeah....that's it.