A little about myself to get this started. I am TOTALLY SMITTEN by the man above. He often visits me in my dreams and one day no matter how much bail it takes, I plan on being with him one day soon. (I will enlist my Boo H00r sisters to help with the details of sekurity!)

The man is FREAK HAWT!!!! Look at the gun show that is on display, DAYUM! And please, dont even get me started on the adam's apple. I want to lick that mo-fo so bad, and if thats wrong, then I dont wanna be right!

His theme song when he walks in the room is SO HOTT BY KIDD ROCK, if you havent heard that song, I suggest you stop reading and go listen to it so you can fully understand my man! It should be a sin for him to ooze that much sexuality just by standing there. He shall be referred to as "The Man" cause damn it, he is the man that others should pattern themselves after!

My awesome sis has always fed my addiction so I will be throwing her a bone cause I think her Boo is the second hottest man on the planet. Our fetish may be genetic so since I have fed my adams apple addiction here you go Jinx, the big arse feet:

YUMMY!!!

To sum up this post, I LURVE/LUST Mark Wahlberg!!!!